1. Why do people with bad breath always get in your face and want to say things that start with sh.. or h..
2. Why have I had a crush on the lead supervisor at my job for 5 years?
3. Why have I started watching porn again?
4. Why haven't I talked to my brother in 2months?
5. Why did Jim Jones get jumped by Lil Cease and his crew and Cam fled?
6. Why do this girl in my class type so hard that my finger tips hurt?
7. Why am I the only person in my building that works?
8. Why if this bitch sitting next to me get smart with me one more time when I am only trying to help her out I'm gonna slap the fuck out of her and make her glasses fall off?
9. Why am I in love with Dwayne Johnson bka The Rock?
10. Why is it I find my co-worker attractive and it's a female? (scary) that is a whole nother blog 11. Why am I having a hard time making it to church on Sunday?
12. Why do my baby dady irritate the hell out of me?
13. Why do he think I am his counselor for him and his girlfriend?
14. Why is my class mate about to bleed from her lip if she ask me can we trade seats again?
15. Why did we get a review for a test we have to take tomorrow?
16. Why did this 19 year old boy at my job just get a jheri curl?
17. Why did this lady cut my mom off and called my mom a bitch?
18. Why is this married white man keep calling me asking me can we hook up?
19. Why do I get the blues around the holiday?
20. Last but not least Why in the FUCK is this damn fat roll still fucking looking at me?
Oh by the way I am still accepting questions for my upcoming post Getting to Know Me (uncut)
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Um - just found your blog and glad I did seeing as you have been trying to push up on my baby daddy DWAYNE. I'mma need you to step back! LOL LOL LOL
I can give you membership into the Slapahoe tribe for a day. So slap her up and smack her down with your violent ass.
@ #10 Can I watch? I'll bring the popcorn.
@ #16 Why you hatin' on Jheri? Jheri ain't never hurt nobody. If I didn't get my hair cut yesterday I might be tempted to bring sexy back with the S-curl. Word! Now I just need to find me a pleather thriller jacket and ghetto blaster and I'll have to beat the hot chicks off of me.
@ #17 How come you didn't hunt her down and beat that yakhead hoe within an inch of her life and threaten to take that last inch?
@ #18 Why do married white men have your number? Hmmm.
@ #20 Because the roll wants to be kneaded, caressed, massaged, and licked by you. Chicks like that stuff.
OK. I am going to now put you on the no read in public list. This had medying out loud. I had to remember I was in the coffee shop. You and freaky and that darn ladynay, I should no now. I couldnt breathe by #16. And #17 had me wanting to come help you. #20 priceless.
1. cuz they love you
2. cuz you haven't asked him out yet
3. cuz you horny
4. cuz he's done something
5. cuz they all are punks
6. cuz she don't know the right way
7. cuz you bout your business
8. cuz you bout it
9. cuz he cute
10. cuz she cute
11. cuz it's a weekend
12. cuz that's what they do
13. cuz you let him vent
14. cuz you violent
15. cuz you lucky
16. cuz he's in a time warp
17. cuz she has a death wish
18. cuz you got black girl booty
19. cuz it's normal
20. cuz fat rolls need love too!
@pam... Oh no honey he is mine oh mine. lol
@freaky... I am not violent I wouldn't hurt a fly. *smiles devilishly* The married man with my # long story. I wanted to fuck that hoe up who called my mom a bitch I actually wanted to chase her down on foot. Ol boy with the jheri curl is out of touch but he thinks he look good. Fuck that fat roll. I just should not have to see it all the time. I think I see hers more than my own. lol
@LADYNAY_ you are so silly I going to kill you and freaky about #20 and I am not violent DANMIT!!! *trying to calm down* lol
You know you want to snuggle up on the roll. Quit hating and just keep it real.
No, you're not violent. I'm sure the police always show up at your place because of the neighbors. Yeah, that's it. [Makes a cuckoo sound.]
AHHH LOL...why ask why. Then again you have to have something to think about and laugh at during the day i.e. that curl and the fat roll LOL
Have a great holiday!
When did Jim Jones get jumped? and do you know why?
Well my baby's daddy irritates the hell ou tof me too.
A jheri curl......oh hell naw.
Questions I want to ask you.......
*when is your birthday?
*what's your favorite position?
*would you give it up on the 1st date?
*are you the jealous type when in a relationship?
If I think of some more I will be back
@honey... But he is to young to be stuck in a time warp was the curl out when he was a kid.
@sheree... I think babydaddy think we are friends or something I no idea why he thinks that.
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