1. If your house is infested with roaches, stop trying to offer everyone something to eat. No one wants macaRoach and cheese.
2. If you ask me for directions, please wait until I am finish talking before you hurry off. That's the case I hope ur dumb ass get even loster stupid and end up in gang territory.
3. If you are bigger than me don't ask to borrow none of my clothes. Why the hell do you think I want my shit stretched all out of place.
4. If you are driving slow in front of me, don't get mad when I pass ur driving miss Daisy ass up. When they see you trying to pass them that's when they want to speed up.
5. DO NOT try and have a conversation with me when you see I am on the phone or reading a book. DUHHH Apparantly I am trying to ignore you on purpose.
6. If I loan you something, I should not have to ask for it back. You should bring it back. What the hell, you tryin to make me forget dumb ass.
7. If I go on a date with you and you agreed to pay for everything then don't get mad and start complaing about how much everything cost. Cheap ass!!!
8. Ladies if weave is what you do, please have enough hair to cover the track. And guess what safety pins do not work. Try bobby pins. It's less painful. Don't have everyone wondering why blood is running down your face, cause one came a loose and stabbed you in the head.
9. To all the parents, Please dont' call ur small children Bitches. That just don't sound right. Ur one year old is crying and you yell out SHUT UP BITCH!!! That just don't sound cool at all. Calm down and be a parent.
10. Finally, If I tell you I am going to sleep and I will call you when I wake up don't call me 30 mins later asking me what am I doing and can I talk to you cause now ur about to get hung up on.
These are just a few of many irritating things that really get to me. Hope you enjoy.
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Yeah everybody knows you should call little children bastards and not bitches. Duh!
I hate when people swear they're going to give you money say like $3 but never do yet the always have money to buy Red Bull. GRRRRR!!!
I let a woman know when I take her out that it's straight up dollar menu at Mickey D's. Knock yourself out but don't go crazy if you ain't tryin' to let me hit that night.
@Freaky... You should write a book on raising children lol
What? 3dollars? what?
Mickey D's? you'll be lucky to get a date cheap ass.
I've thought about writing a book on raising kids buy you're not ready for it yet.
Yeah, you heard me $3. She swears $3 isn't anything yet she's never offered to give it to me without me having to remind her but she can get high on that Red Bullshit liquid speed. (Shaking my head, black people.)
It's almost 2007, if she doesn't like the itenerary then she should plan the date and pay for it too while we're at it.
1. Eww
2. Not gang territory! LOL
3. The bigger girl is crazy for even asking.
4. I HATE when folks speed up like that!
5. That is rude period.
6. Amen
7. Amen
8. Safety pins???? What? LOL
9. ROFL!!! I have heard kids being called all sorts fo things, but not that! LOL
10. Turn the ringer off.
@ladynay... #9 happen this morning when I got home from work the lady down stairs was cussing her 1 yearold out It's a sad case but if was funny as hell.
# 10 happen this morning and my girl called me and said u sleep I said yea she kept talking so I put the phone down and went back to sleep. She said fuck me when she called so I said fuck her by going back to sleep. lol
@freaky... keep it up and u wont' get shit :)
That was funny as hell!!
lmao @ #10.. did you really see someone w/ safety pins in their hair?!?!?
and sounds like a i have twin when it comes to sleep! dont wake me up & you not want anything.. i will curse you out and hang up you!!
@tjeanise... it's all true
@ttd... Yes I actually seen someone with a safety pin in their hair. Can't make that up if I wanted to.
yea that bitch had me twisted thinking I was gonna listen to her talk about nothing. It would have been a different story if it was a emergency!!!
@tsg... yes it's true about the safety pins. lol that's funny since last summer.
AHHHH AHAHA I concur with all especially the cover up your tracks and on top of that get a perm before you get them. No one likes nappy hair with straight hair....
WHy you got to be talking bout Tantaniqua Like that. She didnt know you could see the safetypin holding her track.LOL
I hate cheap daters. If you dont have know money dont ask me out. Or we can go dutch.
Amen on the sleep thing.
Girl, this was a cute post.
this post was the truth lol & thank you for the encouraging words :)
Macaroach & cheese that shit was funny. I also hate when people try and talk to you when you are busy doing something else. I also hate when somebody call you and aint got shit to talk about but just sit on the damn phone.
@honey... I hate nappy hair with straight hair it looks like ur rocking a afro with a perm. lol
@deepnthought... I don't think I am gonna go out with that idiot any more. Cause I would hate to bring the bitch out of me and unleash her on him.
@diamonds... ur welcome :)
@Sheree... I hate that to especially when it goes like this
them: hello
you: hello
them: what are you doing?
you: nothing
them: oh........
you: (in an irritating voice) hello!
them: yea......
at that point I'm ready to hang up SHIT!!!
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